Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Major league - qoutes





I'm the only winner on this team. The rest of 'em, they're losers. Either by choice, or by birth. 
                                                                       
What an asshole...
[looks in the mirror] A-MA-zing asshole... 
                                                                       
How's your wife and my kids? 
                                                                        
Jake Taylor:           That's my wife...
Willie Mays Hayes:  Does she know that?
Jake Taylor:           Well, she would've been if I hadn't screwed it up...  
                             who's that guy she's with?
Willie Mays Hayes:  I don't know. He's not wearing a nametag.
Rick Vaughn:          Want me to drag him outta here, kick the shit out 
                             of him?  


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